Rachel Levy (aka R.L. Kelly/Kiss Kiss Fantastic) journals her second entry in our latest installment of Monthly Residency.
I got sick this week so here’s some stuff that pairs well with a cold…
1. Nothing
2. Halls (warning the magic fades after the last one in the bag).
3. Earl Grey tea with a dash of almond milk and some tsps of Splenda. I don’t know if it’s because I’m sick (body and mind) but this mix tastes like left-over cereal milk, most notably, Lucky Charms. Heck ya. Die haters.
4. Complaining
5. A 3 hour journey of space funk disco deep house music (Thx Khotin).
Things that disappointed me this week probably because I was sick and had a bad attitude include, but are not limited to:
Everything
No explanation needed, maybe just a lol.
KIDS
I love you Harmony Korine and I love you Chloe, but this week wasn’t good for us. Sorry.
Kids
As in the ones I teach at school in 2nd grade. I kind of hated most of you this week to be honest, no offense or whatever but you drove me nuts.
Season 6 of Curb Your Enthusiasm
I must have really been sick this week because my enthusiasm was truly curbed. Sorry LD. Luv u LD. 4give me for my sins.
This cover song I’m working on
It’s a billboard top hit and I’m truly killing it—as in it’s against the law for me to be doing because It’s a bad idea and wrong and the bible says not to, but also god commands it sometimes so.
Best new tunes for a cold. Die or live trying:
Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4
